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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy:lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl:babe what that??
  • white boy:i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl:zack!!!
  • white boy:ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl:asshole!
  • white boy:im just playin babe
  • white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy:i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl:ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl:ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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I quit smoking

Because I am planning on being a Firefighter I can’t be a smoker so I have quit smoking cold turkey and I’ve been doing pretty good for a while now.

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does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here

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"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

Minecraft knows what’s up.

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imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

Imagine you could hear your hair getting cut.

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